spamano-butt-sex:

sometimes I ask myself why I’m such an asshole to some of my friends

and then I remember they, too, are a bunch of assholes 

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

GOTG IS AMAZING

Without spoiling anything, it’s basically if The Avengers movie had a baby with the Fifth Element oh my god

flyntcoal:

fan-of-dan-the-man:

flyntcoal:

neveragoodtimeforgoodbye:

flyntcoal:

flyntcoal:

What does Barbara Dunkelman eat for breakfast

Puncakes

Did you sell your soul to get that url?

I was the first person to get it because the other one taken was “flintcoal” so I thought “just change the i to y” and then the next few days Michael tweeted it was spelled with a y and I won.

what a touching story

Ikr my favorite part is where I won

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

gavsryan:

Ryan: Yeah, I used to be cute, I don’t know what happened. imageyou turned into a hot dad that’s what happened

dannyavidan:

what a cutie

immigrantgirls:

here’s to all the kids who r resurfacing, healing, trying to grow from abusive childhoods/abusive patterns that have been inserted into us from day one, and trying to relearn everything.