squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

WOW. Thanks you guys. Seriously, I cannot thank you enough. Now I don’t even have to bother watching tonight’s Supernatural. That burden has been removed from my life. I mean, who uses tags anyway, right? If I don’t want spoilers I should just unfollow everyone who blogs about the stuff I like, obviously. Clearly that’s the only fucking option here.

ahyestheah:

ahyestheah:

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Being a criminal just isn’t as much fun when it kills your best friends, now is it Geoff U__U

#i love how this looks really sad but really hes dressed in yellow to steal a firetruck to rob a gas station for 1100$ and all his friends blew themselves up pmuch

mavinray:

The people that hate Jack Pattillo are the people that I hate.

Always post the rules. Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write your questions. Tag 11 people and link them to the post. Actually tell them you’ve tagged them

I was tagged by my wife, OnceandfutureKimli to do these questions.

  1. Explain your URL.- Izaya is a character from Durarara!! who I absolutely adore, and the Impala is the Impala from Supernatural. I knew I wanted to have something about the car in my url, and the idea of Izaya stealing the Impala and going for a joy ride makes me giggle.
  2. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?- I’m the middle of 5 children, with two older half sisters and two younger full brothers. My brothers are the coolest guys I know.
  3. What music really gets your gears going/compels you to sing along?- Any kind, really. Right now the Japanese band MUCC and the musical Chess make me wan to sing.
  4. Favorite Disney movie and why?- Of course I had to get this question. My favorite DISNEY movie is probably Fantasia because I love classical muisc. My favorite movie that happens to be Disney owned is Howls Moving Castle. (See, I gave you both the answer you wanted and my real answer. It’s because I love you Kimli.)
  5. What’s a book or movie that’s changed the way you see things?- I’m gonna go with a play, and say Othello. Othello really helped me understand what jealousy and envy were at a time when jealousy was destroying my life.
  6. What kind of dragon would you be? (Color, build, temperament, etc.)- I’d be a nocternal, pale, sickly dragon who lives in cool mountain caves. I’m pretty scrappy irl so I’d probably act like I’m bigger and stronger than I’d actually be.
  7. I call you a loserface nerd. Defend yourself.- Well, I mean, I AM a loserface nerd so…
  8. Who is one person you would just love to spend an evening drinking with?- My wife. It’s been months since we’ve been able to just sit together, and I miss it.
  9. Do you do reading assignments for class if there’s no written hw to accompany it?- It varied depending on the professor.
  10. Favorite thing you’ve had to read for school?- The Outsiders. This is still my favorite book of all time, and it was really the first book I enjoyed reading.

And now, my questions!

1. If someone wrote a book about your life, what would the title be and what would the cover look like?
2. What’s one real-life skill you lack that you wish you had, and why?
3. What’s your first memory?
4. If you could smell like any 1 thing for the rest of your life, what would it be and how strong would it smell?
5. What fictional character has influenced the way you perceive yourself the most?
6. If you were a supervillain, what would your prerogative be?
7. What’s one story you couldn’t appreciate when you were reading/listening/watching it, but found value in after?
8. What about you gets complimented the most and what do you wish you were complimented on instead?
9. Someone makes a movie about your life- who directs the musical score?
10. What’s 1 bad habit you wish you could get away with having.

I tag GabrielKyle, UnicornFarmer, Matoba-Sama, KatieButtsaLot, TheAngelandhisRose, CantTrustaFox, Just-a-Storyteller, OfficialSignless, ImNotaCleverPerson, AndrewBlogstooMuch and BeakyReplies/DragonBeak. As always, if anyone else wants to answer these question then feel free to do it! Just tag me so I can read your answers :3 (OnceandfutureKimli , Luceycantdance, and xRemix16 are also tagged)

Literally, the moment the lunar eclipse ended it started raining here. Welcome back water benders.

pizzasurgeon:

sometimes i laugh so hard at my own jokes i have an out of body experience